Very silly memage
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butterflydrming - these answers were too humerous not to post! Though numbers one and ten disturb me greatly.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Artyartie!
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using artyartie!
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only artyartie.
- If you put a drop of liquor on artyartie, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of artyartie is blue!
- The colour of artyartie is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
- Artyartie can live for up to a week without a head.
- Artyartie will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of artyartie.
- Two grams of artyartie provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing artyartie.