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Once again, I have

cygna_hime to thank for this meme which broke my brain, though it is

mctabby's creation. If you want to be victimized, er, participate, make a numerical list of 12 characters, from multiple fandoms or just one, and only then look before the cut for the questions. If you just want to read the insanity, clicky the cut.

My characters:
1. Nakuru Akizuki (CCS)
2. Melrose Plant (Richard Jury)
3. Horatio Hornblower (eponymous!)
4. Peter Wimsey (likewise!)
5. Kaho Mizuki (CCS)
6. Archie Kennedy (Horatio Hornblower)
7. Stephen Maturin (Master and Commander)
8. Bea Slocum (Richard Jury)
9. Peregrin Took (LotR)
10. Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf)
11. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
12. Eriol Hiraagizawa (CCS)

My answers:

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Archie and Severus? Er, no can't say that I have - and I don't really think I could. Besides, Sev isn't Arcie's type.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Peter Wimsey? Oh, he is utterly luscious with his humour and his piffle and his copious use of Latin - and I do think Ian Carmichael is rather a cutie as the good Lord Wimsey.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Melrose and Kaho would be rightfully pissed - and would probably find a way to curse certain extremities off.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
"Fate and the High-King's Falcon" is the title, I think - multiple chapters of post RotK h/c for Pip. Haven't read much LotR in a while, honestly.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Honestly, no. Melrose's personality isn't right for Archie - I don't think it's strong enough, actually.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Kaho/Pippin or Kaho/Rimmer? Pippin is young for a hobbit and even after drinking the Ent-wash, would still be a good foot and a half shorter than Kaho. 'Nough said.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Stephen walked in on Melrose and Eriol(the slut!), he'd probably vow to lay of the laudanum - though he might stick around, in the interest of scientific discovery, to watch. And see if one bit the other's head off when they were done.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Horatio was determined to show Rimmer he was twice the man, literally, that Bonaparte was."

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nakuru and Bea? Only in my little CCS LongPiddleverse, and I haven't exactly gotten around to writing it.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Stephen and Eriol? "Red Sky at Morning" - though I think Horatio, from the earlier meme, would be jealous.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
The Return, a port-colored frock and a lot of actual port. Gah. Especially since in my CCs-verse, Peter Wimsey is in, a twisted way, Nakuru's grandfather.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Hell, we have communities -

hms_surprise, for example!

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
*snerks* You know, Age of Sail characters, such as Horatio, and the phrase "heterosexual" don't tend to be used together without a negation of some sort.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Two write about Severus, and both do exquisite jobs.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Melrose/Peter Wimsey/Kaho Mizuki? If they were drunk - leave off Melrose and the probability jumps up a bit.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Geronimo!" And I am not freaking kidding. It was in an episode of Red Dwarf.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Oh, Bea needs a good song, after Melrose forgets about her for three books and counting. *grumbles* "Never Seen Blue" by Tori Amos - nearly mirrors a quote from Bea in one of the books. The last time we heard from her. Sigh.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Nakuru/Archie/Eriol? For the love of your sanity and God, please don't read this? Eriol/Nakuru is alarming enough.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"You want to see my sword staff?" Oh God, I must wash out my brain now. Melrose/Rimmer - anyone/Rimmer just hurts.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Fairly recently on the Shrine - yay for you fellow Kaho lovers!

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
The hats. For Archie, hell, anyone in the Royal Navy, it is all about the hat kink.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Severus shag Pippin? No, no, no. Never.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Horatio and Stephen? Stephen, at first, though as their relationship progressed, I think Horat- oh my god, not more AoS smutty plot bunnies! *cries quietly in the corner, even while imagining the pairing*

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Nakuru and Pippin are in a happy relationship until Pippin suddenly runs off with Peter Wimsey. Nakuru, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Severus Snape and a brief, unhappy affair with Eriol until she follows Kaho's advice and finds true love with Horatio Hornblower." - Okay, the title, besides "Horatio does the Entire Freaking CCS Cast," would be "Clearing the Lunar."

cygna_hime,

laurus_nobilis would read it - I cannot think of a third. And

cygna_hime would have to write it, if only for giving me all these evil memes!

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Bea/Stephen? Up the dosage.